Friday, September 12, 2008

Top 5 Worst Haircuts

Honorable Mentions:

The Rat Tail-leaving just one bit of your hair to grow long doesn't make you cool. It makes you uncommitted.
The Combover- you are bald. Deal.
The Mushroom, Helmet head or Dickhead cut that all the kids had in the ealry 90's.
The Bee-Hive- might be top 5 if anyone actually wore it anymore, but it has kinda faded away. Only Marge can pull this off.
Anything cut with a Flowbee-remember those?

5. Don King's 'Do- Even with only one man in the world sporting this cut, it STILL deserves to make the top 5. What. The hell. Is this?

4. The Emo- Either be grunge or be glam, you cannot be both.

3. The Flat Top- My brother used to have one in the 80's. Honestly, who's idea was this?

2. Jheri Curl- At least leave it as a fro. Why must you make it part fro, part greaser? And, yes, that is Jamie Foxx.

1. The Mullet- Worst haircut of all time. Period

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