Top 5 things curly hair does to a woman

I know this sounds odd, but think about all the curly haired ladies you know...

5. Makes them sexy-no offense to the straight haired ladies, you're all sexy too

4. Makes them hard to understand-at least when you're sober.

3. Makes them hold their liquor better-there is no scientific proof of this, just something I've noticed

2. Makes them bitch about their hair-How often have you heard a friend with curly hair look at another curly-haired lady and say, "See, her hair looks great. I wish mine would look that good." When you turn to look at the aforementioned lady, her hair looks exactly. The same. As your friend's!

1. Makes them insane