Top 5 Movie Swordfights

Honorable Mentions:

Pirates of the Carribean, Jack Sparrow vs. Will Turner
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill vs. Ted
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Yu Shu Lien vs. Jen Lu
Star Wars Phantom Menace, Qui-Gon & Obi-Wan vs. Darth Maul
Star Wars II, Yoda vs. Count Dooku
Spaceballs, Lone Star vs. Dark Helmet, "Ah, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine"

5. Monty Python's Holy Grail, King Arthur vs. The Black Knight, Best sword fight spoof ever, "What are you going to to do? Bleed on me?"

4.Errol Flynn's Robin Hood, Robin Hood vs. Sir Guy Every fight on this list owes an homage to this fight, bar none.

3. Star Wars V, Luke vs. Vader, A classic. "Luke, I am your father"

2. Kill Bill, he Bride vs. the Crazy 88 Uma Thurman (or stunt lady Zoe Bell) kills 88 people. Absolutely bloody and incredible.

1.Inigo vs. The Man In Black (a.k.a Wesley,) The script actually calls for this to be the second best swordfight in cinema history, the first being later in the script where Inigo defeats the Six Fingered Man; however, I believe that only this one makes my list..."Because I know something you don't know, I am not left handed"

Top 5 hottest female celebrities over 50

So I'm going to indulge in some shameless shallow oggling. Hey, I'm as male as the next guy. Women are just made so wonderfully beautiful, it would be a shame to not stop and stare once in a while, right? What's amazing is how beautiful they STAY over the years.

This is not a list of women who are attractive FOR THEIR AGE. These are women who are just plain HOT for any age range. They just happen to be over 50.

5) Jane Seymour-

Alright, annoying Heart Pendant commercials aside, Jane Seymour is still one attractive lady.

4) Iman-She is over still hot, over 50 and runs a hugely successful company as a CEO. How the hell does she manage that.

3) Christie Brinkley-Still gorgeous. When she appeared in the alumni shoot for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, she still was hotter than the younger women in the front pages.


3) Sela Ward -I had no idea Sela Ward was that old. I had to triple check her birthdate just to convince myself she qualified for this list.

1) Michelle Pfeiffer- I'm not saying Michelle is ageless. If you compare younger photos to photos of today, yeah there is a line or two more on her face, but it doesn't lessen the attraction. She is still hotter than 95 % of women half her age.

Top 5 Drinking Games

Kings Cup will not be on this list. It sucks balls. Who wants to play a game where you might have to chug a tequila, zima, martini, and beer mixture? Yeah, I said it...Zima! remember that crap?

Honorable Mentions-

Roxanne- One team takes "Red Light;" the other take "Roxanne." Drink every time your word comes up. I believe "Red Light" wins by one.
Never Have I Ever- As featured on "Lost." Say something you haven't done. Anyone who has done it drinks.
Asshole- A complicated card game that comes down to the politics of revenge.
Keg Stands- Who can be lifted upside down on top of a keg, while chugging through the hose the longest? Does this count as a game?
Up the River, Down the River- Everyone gets four cards. You drink or assign when the dealer shows a matching card depending upon where you are on "the River"
High/Low- Call Higher, Lower, or the color of the next card. Drink half the amount of cards played if you lose.
3 man- a fun drinking dice game
Easter Beer Hunt- Everyone buys a six pack of their choosing. The beers are hidden by friends. The first to finish their six pack wins.
Chutes and Ladders- Drink for every level of chute you go down. Assign for every level you climb a ladder. Every time you land on a multiple of 10, make a rule.

5. Century Club- Take a shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes. Insane? yes. Fun? Definitely.
4. Transformers the Movie- The 80's movie. You know, the one for children? Take a drink every time anything transforms. Chug for the length of time Unicron transforms. This will take you back to your childhood. I promise.
3. Edward 40 hands- Duct tape to 40's of beer to your hands. You may not take them off until you finish both.
2. Beer Pong- Look, I am not very good at this game. Which might be why I like it. Every time I play it, I get drunk.
1. Quarters- Basically, this is Tiddlywinks for adults. You take a quarter and bounce in into one of three shot glasses. If you make it in you get to assign that shot to a player of your choice. Played with beer.